conjoined twin myslexia

A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist.

In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP).

Please note:
"conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary.

"Did you see that hilarious episode of South Park where they talked about 'conjoined twin myslexia?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder."

by Lady Artemis August 15, 2009

ConeDodger

A conedodger is someone that competes in autocross events.

Steve is out autocrossing again, he must be a real conedodger

by ConeDodger April 6, 2009

Conjogulate

Is when you hit something and it changes its shape almost entirely.

The mountain was conjogulated when the metiorite hit it, reducing its height by 100 feet and increased its width by 200 feet.

by asdfmovie2 February 6, 2010

Conjob

A bizarre female aide to Donald J. Trump who spouts fibs, "alternate facts" and looks like she got hit with a bag full of nickels. (i.e Kellyanne Conway).

" Did you watch Conjob spout more of Trump's garbage on CNN?"

by Railroaded March 8, 2017

Cinejob

The art of recieving a blowjob while watching a movie of some sort

Dude1: hey man!
Dude2: yo!
Dude1: she gave me an amazing Cinejob during the fault in our stars, I came as soon as the kid died.
Dude2: yo, that's fucked up.
Dude1: but at least I got a Cinejob!

by CockfeetSandwich May 19, 2015

coneosexual

The sexuality of ice,road, and snow cones

I am so coneosexual for this ice cream right now booty dick safty munging

by The cone man September 3, 2016

Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016