Reverse Commute

The act of making a bowel movement directly after a hot shower.

Thanks to the tacos, I had no choice but to perform and emergency reverse commute

by anonymous March 1, 2025

Commutative wealth

1)To have so much wealth that nothing is out of reach. You can earn money simply through interest alone. Whether you work or not your wealth will grow unhindered.

2) endless money

example: Bob is a trillionaire he has commutative wealth, his interest alone is making him billions a year.

by Deuswrath March 29, 2022

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

CTT, Commuter town twink

A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn

He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading

Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink

by midCLaTole November 1, 2020

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

Looter commuter

Someone who comes from an outside area, to where a protest is happening, so they can loot.

Where did dave get all that stuff? Did he get his job back after covid took it?

No, he is a looter commuter now.

by Nomas Tortuga May 31, 2020