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come up shuffle

noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.
Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.
by captain duckman March 3, 2010
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Commercialbowl

What the Superbowl is to some viewers who don't care at all for the football part; but only watch it for the new commercials.
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!
by Telephony March 11, 2012
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YouTube comments section

Person 1: that puppy is so cute!
Person 2: ikr
Person 3: I want one like that
Person 4: So do i

a few moments later

Person 1: U GAY KID HITLER IS A NICE GUY
Person 2: NO YOU PIECE OF CRAP HE IS NOT
Person 3: NEIL ARMSTRONG NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON U GAY PIECES OF CRAP

Person 4: YES HE DID U IDIOT
Person 2: 9/11 WAS FAKED STOP LYING

Person 1: WW3 IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Person 4: STFU ALL OF U
Person 3: NO U

Person 1: NO THAT'S FAKE ALIENS ARE IN AREA 51
Person 3: NO THEY ARE NOT
Person 2: TRUMP 2020
Person 4: No trump is gay biden 2020
Person 2: You dare say that biden is so stupid
*Person 1 and 3 left*
Person 4: At least biden isn't a cheeto

Person 4: Trump is a male karen joe is nice
Person 2: Whos joe
Person 4: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: *Proceeds to report Person 4's channel*
Person 2: No u

YouTube comments section in a nutshell
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Come Dine

Area of origin: Houston, Texas

(come down/come dine, coming down/cumin dine, came down/ came dine)
Verb
1. To arrive (with/and)
2. To be arriving (with/and)
3. To have arrived (with/and)

( Cumin Dine)
Adj.
1. To look good
Verb
1."...I'm gone COME DINE , big rims on the truck"
2. "...I be CUMIN DINE , new Js on my toes "
3. " ...I done CAME DINE, hittin licks on my trolley "

ADJ.
" I'm CUMIN DINE in this new outfit. "
by THE PULL UP GOD December 31, 2015
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YouTube Comments

The YouTube comment section is a lot like Yahoo! - you scroll down and wonder why a simple video on how to chop an onion without crying has endless discussions on the nature of religion and reality, and the current government administration.

The problem with many users who spew out their unfiltered stupidity on YouTube videos is that they seriously believe they have the answers to everything. These exceptional individuals are very good at finding something to get angry about in the most innocent passing remark and are looking for suckers with whom they can ‘debate’.
“I got so many angry youtube comments last night just because I said I liked cats even though I think dogs are cute.”
by TauKitty June 12, 2018
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come-to-Jesus moment

An epiphany in which one realizes the truth of a matter; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something; coming clean and admitting failures; realizing the true weight or impact of a negative situation or fact; acknowledgment that one must get back to core values; moment of realization; an aha moment; moment of decision; moment of truth; critical moment; moment of reassessment of priorities; turning point; life-changing moment.

(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")
“‘We had a real scare, a real come-to-Jesus moment. It was a time to figure out what we were about, where our priorities were. And there was no question. What we didn't realize is how we’d let our work overwhelm our family . . .”— Peer Marriage: How Love Between Equals Really Works by P. Schwartz, page 143 (1994)

”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006

“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007

“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008

“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010
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YouTube Comment Section

Commenter 1 (or Xx_ShadowNinjaDragon9253_xX): FUK U U BLAK FAG U WUNNU NO WHU UR UP AGENTS MY MOTHER TOLD ME I WAS THE BEST BERSON IN TE WIRLD SH SHE RIGHT IM 9 I CAN #REKT U!!!

Commenter 2 (or CoDFaZePvPProBro6793): U WANNA FIGH ME 1V1 ME HEDSHOT ONLY I MLG 360 NUSKUPE UR ASS U FAG DICK!!!

Welcome to the YouTube Comment Section, where hopes and dreams are crushed.
by AreialInferno January 27, 2015
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