Colombian Hairdryer

when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.

We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.

by Jomez September 20, 2006

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Colombian beignet

A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.

Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.

by Red Brennan April 16, 2007

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Colombian Poptart

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

by Urinatorr July 29, 2018

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colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016

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Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018

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