CockMuncher

Anyone Named Benji

Wow That Benji is Such a Cockmuncher

by 666Forever March 26, 2009

Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

I like your big willy and cock your munch Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

hmmmm big Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

by I SUCK CANDY February 25, 2009

cockmuncher

A male chicken

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.

by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009

Cockpunch

While having sex with a female (preferably doggy style), when you are about to climax you thrust as hard as you can into the girls clitoris and propel her off the bed face first into the floor. A brutal but very pleasurable sexual maneuver if done correctly

Bob: Man I was in this bitch so hard last night that I cockpunched her ass off the bed
Bill: Damn dude, looks like you won't be needing sex for a longg time

by Paulybawlz May 18, 2014

cockmuncher

A cockmuncher is a term that refers to someone who uses teeth when giving head.

"Hey Johnny how was your head last night?"
"Not good, she was a cockmuncher, I still have teeth marks on my dick, she was like a fucking vampire."

"Dude my dick hurts so much."
"Why?"
"My cats a cockmuncher"

by TheGreatJamal April 9, 2010

cockypunched

when a bowl, joint, bong, or other weed-smoking device has ran out of weed, and is now all ash.

Cornelius: Dude, pass the joint!

Flynn: Nah man, it's cockypunched.

by Sauce McRoss August 19, 2011

cockmunchie

To have the munchies but also want to suck dick.

Stolid over here has the cockmunchies for Bob.

by Darude_Jetstorm August 13, 2016