cockblockin notgetalottapuss

Someone who cock blocks, and yet doesn't get his own pussy.

cockblockin notgetalottapuss-you don't want to go near tyler he has AIDS on his toe.

girl-thats sick im out

Tyler-wtf you never get pussy besides your cat you cockblockin notgetalottapuss

by Jeffrey from michigan December 19, 2008

Subliminal cockblocking

The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.

"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."

or

"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."

by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011

clockblockin

to keep someone from getting to an appointment ontime or to delay someone from reaching their destination

" I can't go any faster, the van in front of me is straight up clockblockin!"

" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"

"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."

by Jayvon January 1, 2008

clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.

Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me

by Boof Casper August 22, 2011

U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

1. When you cockblock but unknowlingly do it

2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally

3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.

Friend:Man you totally ruined me and Jesse's convo,i was about to get her number.Cockblocker!

Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

Friend: Alright man its cool then

by Sneakermandan July 18, 2010

cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.

Yuks is a cockblocking legend.

by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009

cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.

Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.

by thesilverduke January 4, 2021