couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

couch potato syndrome

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.

1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"

by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011

Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

by ㄑㄦ March 18, 2016

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

by Fading Glory October 6, 2008

cooch poodle

A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.

That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.

That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!

That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.

Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!

by Ofmay November 17, 2013

couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014