chittle

the act of feces freezing immediately upon leaving the rectum

1. (v.) Dude, it's so fucking cold out that when I took a shit it chittled.

2. (n.) Your girlfriend took a chittle on my chest pubes.

3. (n.) My poor dog choked on a chittle.

by Adryler November 9, 2009

Crittler

A chav from around Kent, mostly Thanet, enjoys train stations, mcdonalds, trackies, nike footwear and clothes, would like to just do it.

1:CRITTLER ON A MOTORBIKE
2:CRITTLER ON ROLLERBLADES
3:CRITTLER IN A CAR
4:CRITTLER ON A MOPED
5:CRITTLER ON A TRAIN
6:CRITTLER SMOKING A DOOBIE
7:CRITTLER ROBBING CORNER SHOP
8:CRITTLER GETTING CUFFED
9:CRITTLER STEALING YOUR MONIES
10:CRITTLER DRINKING STELLA

by Kikikikikikikjob June 14, 2011

jiggly clitties

1. The combination of words that makes people throw way the fuck to the right when playing disc golf

2. Big ole' fat clits that jiggle

3. Krzystowczyk

Oh, him? Hes one of them jiggly clitties boys.

He probably has a big fat cunt too, thats juicy with the meat of a rhino's cock.

by motherBITCH May 25, 2006

Clitter

The nasty spooge found in a women's panties after a long hot day. Usually a white or off white colour with an interesting odour.

Dude I have a total clitter fetish. I just wanna eat it off my girlfriend's dirty panties.

by el Linko Grande August 13, 2010

clitter bug

a crab that has migrated from the nappy gooch to the warmer area under the clitoral hood.

amanda: "my cunny itches i think i have a clitter bug."

ali: " but wouldnt that feel good?"

by Dinospumonie May 7, 2009

Clitter

Glitter on a stripper.

I got some of her clitter on my face

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

Clitter Litter

Debris that form by the clitoris of a woman.

Guy 1: "Dude you got some mad clitter litter in your teeth"
Guy 2: (thinking) "nasty bitch"

by ca161406 March 14, 2010