by McGriddlez May 24, 2009
An unexpected release of gas out of the ear. Usually very obnoxious and mistaken for a fart. Clarks tend to occur after earthquakes or before going on a roller coaster and they release a toxic looking gas called AH otherwise known as EUWL!!
"I don't wanna go to the boardwalk man - all those roller coasters equal loads of clarks"
"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"
"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"
by redbluegreen May 29, 2007
When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.
'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.
'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.
'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
by edmondhc August 21, 2009
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When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.
by DollarReel March 30, 2008
A character on the TV show King Of The Hill with a shaved head/blonde pony tail and a nasally sounding voice. He is sometimes a friend of Bobby but other times he is a bully.
by Bobby Smithy December 19, 2006
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