by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019
Someone superior to everyone (including the band director). A clarinetist enjoys long walks on the beach and being a better person than everyone else. Also infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
Person 1: Woah, is that a Clarinet Player?
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
by Better than Percussionists June 18, 2022
Clarinet-Mantic means Clarinet Romantic. You like band kids but prefer Clarinet players because of there funny attitude and they always think your perfect.
by im altosaxual May 13, 2022
Invention of the devil to throw clarinet choirs out of tune. So pitchy that the e-flat alto was delegated to the saxophone section. Rarely necessary in bands or orchestras, but when orchestrated for e-flat, line should be instead played by e-flat soprano, a bright, lively, slightly more in tune clarinet
Warning on Alto Clarinet case: Hazardous contents. Avoid contact with hands and mouth. If heard, immediately flush ears with Brahms or Mozart. More volatile in numbers. Also, should not be combined with amateur oboe or string player, as such a mixture has a significant correlation with the development of bipolar disorder.
by Experienced clarinetist April 19, 2006
Marcus: 'Hey Karl, you will never guess what, Steves had fifteen pints already and I just saw him out back being sucked off by Julie!!'
Karl: 'well I guess she'll soon be playing the yellow clarinet'
Karl: 'well I guess she'll soon be playing the yellow clarinet'
by Doodles33 February 28, 2017
A sexual act that begins with anal penetration, then the man removes his dick from the woman's ass, and she proceeds to suck his dick while fiddling with his balls, resembling playing a dirty clarinet.
I got the best dirty clarinet last night, but then that dirty ho tried to kiss me so i had to give her a dutch oven to teach her a lesson
by R . C . November 4, 2009
The act of fucking a girl doggy style and in the process she shits on your dick, causing the appearance of a chocolate clarinet.
by dwil2131 April 25, 2009