Adj. Non-secular. Shortened adjectival form of "Jeeeesus Christ!" Producing irritation, frustration, or annoyance on a Biblical level.
Jim: "Quit standing around and help me carry this, dude - all this plywood is christing heavy!"
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."
by killthespider May 2, 2011
Get the christing mug.A video where some sick fuck pays either a huge bitch, or a tall masculine Dominatrix to literally crush him by jumping on him while he is lying on a bed filming it, and faps to it later.
by Nate Dawgy Dawg September 12, 2009
Get the Crushing Video mug.Slamming clams (vaginas) so hard that you can't use your clam for a week or so. It hurts to wipe after a pee! Sissoring, bumping biscuits and cross crossing pussys.
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Pussy crushers are people who take an aggressive PC stance towards others and are extremely confrontational at the slightest remark that even begins to point towards non-PC ideology. They also go out of their way to include minorites/people with disabilities, only to use them as a social tool to wither enhance their social status or get something out of their staged generosity. In the South Park episode, PC Principal and his frat bros invite Jimmy and Nathan to their party, but ignore them the entire time and “crush pussy” instead
Pussy crushers are people who take an aggressive PC stance towards others and are extremely confrontational at the slightest remark that even begins to point towards non-PC ideology. They also go out of their way to include minorites/people with disabilities, only to use them as a social tool to wither enhance their social status or get something out of their staged generosity. In the South Park episode, PC Principal and his frat bros invite Jimmy and Nathan to their party, but ignore them the entire time and “crush pussy” instead
Chad is such a pussy crusher. It’s obvious that he’s doing it just to impress Katie. Say anything about religion and he starts talking the MOST shit about Christians and Muslims. Pussy crushing hypocrite
by SmallyBiggz January 17, 2019
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Get the Chrising mug.The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020
Get the Crushing Burritos mug.When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.
Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)
Later on....
Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)
Later on....
Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
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