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Crimp Cable

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
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carole

a person who will love with her whole heart. No other guy will ever compare to the man she loves.
oh she really carole's him.
by kate blue November 6, 2011
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Carlena

She's Sweet , beautiful, loving, and caring
She called me beautiful, she's such a Carlena
by Rgirlheart August 15, 2016
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cable pusher

A barely closeted middle to +middle aged gentleman, working in an IT capacity. During his more rambunctious escapades, he is known to vigorously "feed cable through ports" and manage "docking stations," usually off hours while sporting nary a shred, except a tool belt. His people skills are generally lacking, yet somehow he is considered to be highly relatable. The cable pusher stereotype is well known on the leather scene (due to the tool belt). Not to be confused with the notably less svelte cable guy, the cable pusher is usually of slender build.
Hey Lance, make sure you invite a couple of cable pushers to the masquerade ball, to help set up the AV "equipment."
by Waples McFabulous September 27, 2017
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Carole Baskin

killed her husband (whacked him)
you cant convince me that it didn't happen
she fed him to tigers (they snackin)
by jenny42069 May 8, 2020
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Carole King

GREAT singer/GREATER songwriter from sixties and seventies. Strong ties with James Taylor musically.
Carole King wrote "I Feel the Earth Move" and cause my bowels to move accordingly.
by man of means by no means March 15, 2005
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lay a cable

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol
by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009
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