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Mormon Cameltoe

Is when the entirety of a mans genitalia gets pushed to one side of the crotch of his pants and he sits with his legs open unknowingly displaying it to the whole world. Generally mormon cameltoe causes great distress in its victims.
Jimmy didn't know where he was supposed to go to register for college because when his high school counselor told him he couldn't hear him over his mormon cameltoe.
by t.j. christensen September 14, 2010
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Captain Cameltoe

A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010
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tainted cameltoe

When a girl is kicked in the vagina so many times it turns black and then it is penetrated with the penis
hey i gave that chick a tainted cameltoe last night , that bruised pussy is amazing
by terkymanster December 29, 2010
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cameltoesis

Letting a very minor injury in sports sideline you.
"Is Smith in todays line up?"...."No he is applying vagisil to his cameltoesis."
by Derek C December 7, 2003
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Cameltoe

When of the "Cali" variety, they are quite literally the worst fantasy football team in any league.
"Yo, you got some nice Cameltoe!" "Cali Cameltoe?? No effing way, my team is way better than yours!!"
by yupyouaregonnalose September 13, 2012
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cameltoesmasher

A guy who gets pussy 24-7..
This is my friend, the cameltoesmasher
by Professor Krunch September 14, 2020
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cameltoesmasher

That guy is a cameltoesmasher.
by Professor Krunch October 1, 2020
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