a very very bad joke that nobody laughs at so the person who said it stands there looking like an idiot. it seems like crickets were just waiting to chirp for it.
stupid joker:knock knock!
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.
by reneworleans January 15, 2009
by pezzmonstar April 15, 2016
A variable threshold setting for the acceptable minimum intelligence level of an incoming caller. This feature may also be used in conjunction with Caller ID, should you so desire. A novelity originated by IT Professionals so as to quickly determine the likelihood of being able to successfully interface with the caller; now gaining popularity in the mainstream public sector.
A. You call the Customer Service Helpline, but after a few rings you are disconnected. You failed to meet their Caller IQ.
B. Your mate's phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. You ask: "What's up?" She replies: "My Ex. Didn't make the Caller IQ."
B. Your mate's phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. You ask: "What's up?" She replies: "My Ex. Didn't make the Caller IQ."
by Mel G. May 12, 2012
Facial Hair Style: Where a man, or in some cases a hairy woman, grows a poostache accompanied by a bunching of chinhair.
by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
The act of inserting a cell phone (set to vibrate) into your woman's vagina then calling the phone as many times as desired.
"Yo, Brad, I pulled a private caller last night with yo bitch"
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."
by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler October 2, 2011
Bro1: Bro,I think my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her.
Bro2: How do you know?
Bro1: when she was blowing me last night see gave me a star caller.
Bro2: ouch, bro
Bro2: How do you know?
Bro1: when she was blowing me last night see gave me a star caller.
Bro2: ouch, bro
by Jimmy Doyle November 18, 2010
a curly black haired iraquian. she is otherwise called 'the moose' she is very dangerous and could be called franky, frag, fragamouski, fromage frais, or just cow. she lives in iraq, with her dog, which poos.
by the three gangsters July 10, 2004