Cake-Sniffer

Somebody who sniffs cakes but doesn’t like to admit it so they call other people cake-sniffers as an insult.

“Only a cake-sniffer would know that” Carmelita Spats (A Series of Unfortunate Events season 2)

by Spicy Waffle June 26, 2019

cake stand

The act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a mass amount of said cake's contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.

I just did a cake stand and now I'm horribly full of cake and frosting.

by Dan Logan June 15, 2006

jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008

Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010

cake sex

love for cake so strong that u'll want to orgasm over & over for it.

cake sex is so great you will want to marry the cake XD

by lilichan September 2, 2015

Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.

We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.

by thedesignstache February 1, 2012

Cake Snargler

The act of grossly devouring a cake as fast as you can, the person usually a fat woman who LOVES cake so much they cant keep their eyes off it. When they get their hands on it "they eat is so fast they SNARGLE IT DOWN"

You FAT FUCK your such a CAKE SNARGLER you ate my whole birthday cake all to yourself in less than five seconds.

by Drew.Cliff January 9, 2020