A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.
Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
by BootsTheKitten November 30, 2010
Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard
by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024
by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024
Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out
That bitch has got council cupboards
by Chazzyb July 25, 2023
Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.
I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.
by NasT4U May 24, 2023
by I crack myself up August 14, 2022
A cupboard in your home that is earmarked for putting odd items in. It usually starts as a regular cupboard but ends up with anything and everything. Mostly full of items that should have been thrown away or given to someone else but instead are kept because you think you may have use for them in 10 years.
I'll just put this tent in this cupboard. I'm sure we'll use it more than once. It's not as though we have a void cupboard.
by Millgid July 01, 2021