A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.
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Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
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So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.
yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!
So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.
yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!
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Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.
Otherwise theres always a computer.
Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.
Otherwise theres always a computer.
Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"
Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"
Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"
Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"
Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"
Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"
Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"
Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"
Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"
Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
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Person 2: "She wanted some sex tips, she's just consluting."
Person 2: "She wanted some sex tips, she's just consluting."
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