Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra

Oh my lord she is nothing but a big dirty clotted cream clart

by Yermasgash December 3, 2021

Pussy Clart Points

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.

"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"

by Andross 1978 March 9, 2010

rarsta clarts

Dave Ives Church Worship Band

Dave ives band are propper rarsta clarts they are so cool

by Paul Shulver July 17, 2004

Clarts

mud

Get out of the clarts. You'll get your shoes dirty.

by Cnic1 February 7, 2019

Clart

Clart- punch/hard hit. Another word for sparking a jaw

*Kyles mum bought fruit and fibre cereal instead of Coco pops again, annoying him.*
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *

by Weevil69 February 5, 2020

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like

''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''

by bagel-bites April 9, 2024