A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
by skibussy toolet October 02, 2024
A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
by User010 September 18, 2020
by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022
by SomeSodaCanV.1 November 12, 2020
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I cont do anything n this piece on shit."
THe plastic is so durable that if you drop it off of your counter it will break. Used as a cruel device by a Lynda Anthony.
THe plastic is so durable that if you drop it off of your counter it will break. Used as a cruel device by a Lynda Anthony.
dsahj jdkhdsdjfwdh - written on a chromebook
by Porfit the MORUE June 06, 2022
A great laptop anyone can use. It costs near nothing and has a linux subsystem inside! It can do usual computing, and even games, if you want it to! Kids love chromebooks, and the only people who dont like them are those who want to watch inappropriate things in class, game or cheat during tests.
Mum - I got you a laptop honey!
Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =
Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =
by chromebooky December 16, 2023