by SomeSodaCanV.1 November 12, 2020
Get the Chromebook mug.chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
by The person who rants in words December 15, 2025
Get the Chromebook mug.A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
by User010 September 18, 2020
Get the Chromebook mug.by imposter113 October 16, 2021
Get the Chromebook mug.One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.
by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025
Get the chromebook mug.chromebook. an outdated pile of tech that's mostly used for school who have a shit budget, not to mention, they come with school spyware and ristrictions. comes with horrible keyboard and no caps or num lock, super slow, crappy system specs, and very limited support. and for a price of 500$, id rather get the worst windows laptop than that! (wrote this on a chromebook btw and the spacebar is trash thats not even pressible)
oh no, oh no!!! we have to grab a chromebook, this is just great...
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
Teacher: okay class time to grab out a chromebook and do your assignment!
me: omfg, not the chromebooks, they run like shit, do you agree
friend: fr dude, i agree, but let the suffering begin... we have no option!
me: wdym?
friend: we cannot bring our own laptops...
Me: FUCK SAKE!!!
by The person who rants in words December 15, 2025
Get the Chromebook mug.Dumb TikTok Challenge wear students take out bunch of lead and then stick it in the USB port which cause a short circuit or fire.
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