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Imperialist White Supremacist Capitalist Heteropatriarchy

A term for the interlocking systems of oppression that form the basis of modern society and define the prevailing social order. In short, it is the status quo.
Activist: The only solution to our woes is the abolition of imperialist white supremacist capitalist heteropatriarchy.
by qbdkusoemv August 11, 2017
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This is a political ideology! Let's tackle it partially:
Anarcho - This means that the ideology believes in no state, also this is a prefix for it to sound cool
Neo - Neo means that this ideology is applied to the modern world
Crypto - This means that the people that believe in this hide that they believe in it
Proto - This means that people that believe in this believe in the ideas that came before National-Bolshevism that helped create it
Capitalist - Well, here it starts to get a little harder. The whole idea of classical Nazbol is that it is communist, however, if we still maintain all the communist things, but allow free trade, voila, we have this
National-Bolshevism - This is an ideology that believes that there should be communist policies... except if you are a jew... or black... or anything other than whatever is the pure race
With western characteristics - This means that this ideology has some influences from the west

Summarizing, someone who believes in this believes that:
There should be no state, there should be socialist polices except the ones that stop free trade and these things only apply to one group, also this person hides that they are this, and believe that the original crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics was still not suited for today.
Ivan: Oh man, I want so much to discriminate against minorities, but the state doesn't let me do this... also, I kind of like communism, but also want free markets! Help me!
Anon: anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics should be your ideology!
by Lil' Nazbol February 17, 2023
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Capitalist Communism

When a male starts begging his father to develop the love sense lush so that he can get apps developed for free; and from the reinvestment, start doing and selling meth out the corner of a bar by the VLT machines.
Capitalist communism may have happened and made example of how losers need to be made fun of when is comes to DFMR, but it destroyed the capitalism Canada so that we needed to make some more fucking office space and give McDonalds a fucking burger robot.
by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
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social-capitalist

A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.
I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.
by Ferdie Birdie May 9, 2018
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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anarcho-capitalist

a person who supports anarcho-capitalism, a ideology that combines capitalism and anarchism
My sister married an anarcho-capitalist
by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025
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vibe capitalist

1. An investor that invests on/in vibes;

2. or who themselves consists of pure vibes (verified by the ratio of: frequency of temp checks to t-shirts worn in said temp checks);

Notable example: Geoff Lewis, Bedrock
A vibe capitalist knows the '...importance of vibes as a counterweight to the algorithms that mediate so much of what constitutes life today.' -Geoff Lewis
by zachstarzen2021 November 8, 2021
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