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Cannoli Smith

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Cannoli

When a old lady gets cream pied and rolls it up in her wizard sleeve
by Hejdhdej October 16, 2021
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cannolis

“ why you fingerin me rabbits cannolis”
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Cannoli chocolato

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.
Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
by stonydaman May 3, 2021
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Cannoli Dick

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.
Dude I got cannoli dick!

What tf is that?

I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!
by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021
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Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)
Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.
by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020
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Dirty cannoli

Filling a persons vagina or belly button with shit making them stuffed like a chocolatey cannoli
“I heard jim gave your mom a Dirty cannoli last nightuncle Charlie
by Throbbing hood 69 May 27, 2025
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