country bumpkin

When a man receives oral sex while moving his bowels in an outhouse

I gave billyjoe a country bumpkin in wisconsin.

by Jonah Weiss August 20, 2009

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Bumpkin steamer

An action by a person giving head while getting shit on. It is a combination of the Cleveland steamer and a bumpkin.

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A member of society who writes long, ramblimg, and disjointed thoughts. Puns never intended.

Country Bumpkin is my newest BFF and I love chatting with her in my spare time.

by M Jane Wagon July 11, 2008

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The act of giving a man oral pleasure while he moves his bowels in an out house or port-a-potty.

Last night during the parade, Henry gave Herb a country bumpkin

by DangerousDaryl December 24, 2006

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Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.

Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.

Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.

by LCMari April 10, 2014

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Ugly ass country boi/gurrl who dips and drives a shitty truck

Ayy you fuccin country bumpkin. You're truck sounds like shit

by Luh mayo March 29, 2017

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1. Ghetto person with no manners.

2.A typical person starting trouble.

3.When you cant read,write.or spell.

4.con artist, sorry.

by youeverydaybitch😎 September 27, 2016

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