purple bulldog

Take a look in your pants. If you are a dude you have one. If you are a chick you want mine.

Get down on your knees and suck my purple bulldog and get a taste of my manchicken.

by Ubersexual April 21, 2006

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

breathing bulldog

When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.

That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!

by Shaky55 July 12, 2009

MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

Internet meme replicating the Chuck Norris gag created by Stormray of LN.

Who raped your mom? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

Who conceived you? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

Who created the universe? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

Who can knock Chuck Norris the fuck out? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

by Aramanon January 19, 2009

Buldog

One badass mother fucking bassist. Somebody who may not be the greatest bass player but sure as hell looks like it.

"Damn dude, see that guy up there on the bass"

"Hell yeah man, he be slappin' that bass like the Buldog!"

by axisbass April 1, 2009

Bulldog douche

a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.

There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!

by vedaslade March 24, 2010

Bubadoo

What you say when you don’t want go practice a musical instrument

He told me to practice my saxophone and I replied, “BUBADOO!”

by Person McPersonface May 10, 2018