A phrase used to describe a person who has a slim/skinny build accompanied by protruding collarbones akin to a dog.
by OGJitmobile May 30, 2021
Get the Built like a Caninemug. (phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Built like an accident reportmug. by Dongin Bongin July 7, 2022
Get the Built like a Brickmug. A phrase that use to describe someone that eats so much that the food holds residence in their intestinal track.
by Archibald Ozimandias May 22, 2024
Get the Built Like a Hotelmug. When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)
by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023
Get the built like a ponymug. by BiggieBagelz November 5, 2023
Get the Built like a tankmug.