An outrageously lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate individual. One who cannot handle ones drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. A person who is incapable of holding their own in a verbal battle of wits.
(opposite; macho)
(opposite; macho)
He's not coming out clubbing tonight - he's doing a Bryson and staying in with the wife.
Look at the state of him. He's had 2 white wine spritzers and he's come over all Bryson.
Kiss my butt?? Is that all you have to say, you Bryson!?
Look at the state of him. He's had 2 white wine spritzers and he's come over all Bryson.
Kiss my butt?? Is that all you have to say, you Bryson!?
by James Smith December 16, 2003
by Stephen Welch October 09, 2006
An outrageously gay, hen-pecked, lightweight person. One who cannot handle their drink/drugs and falls asleep easily
He's not coming clubbing tonight, he's staying in with the wife and doing a Bryson.
Look at the state of him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson
Look at the state of him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson
by Pablo Martinez December 11, 2003
That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.
by Ling Butt 69 April 26, 2008
To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.
Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.
by Feed Me Garbage July 25, 2007
Being called Bryson means that you are an autistic adopted retard that is mentally disabled and likes men
by Ur moms cock April 18, 2020
by ljlsfhb;dffcxpb98a37wv0an May 29, 2018