Bryson

a name given to one that dates undesirable females.

"Ew, wtf man, you're a total Bryson for dating her. She looks like a dog."

by Stephen Welch October 9, 2006

Bryson

An outrageously gay, hen-pecked, lightweight person. One who cannot handle their drink/drugs and falls asleep easily

He's not coming clubbing tonight, he's staying in with the wife and doing a Bryson.

Look at the state of him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson

by Pablo Martinez December 10, 2003

Bryson

big fat bitching nigger with man titties

That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.

by Ling Butt 69 April 25, 2008

Bryson

To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.

Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.

by Feed Me Garbage August 3, 2007

Bryson

Being called Bryson means that you are an autistic adopted retard that is mentally disabled and likes men

He’s a real Bryson

by Ur moms cock April 17, 2020

Bryson

Is a complete homosexual. Is ugly. Has no social life.

"oml ur such a bryson"

by ljlsfhb;dffcxpb98a37wv0an June 10, 2018

Bryson

Bryson is cocky and tries to act cool he is a swimmer who thinks he is better than everyone else he is a faggot

1 did you see Bryson last night
2 no

1 oh he was so drunk

by Kherman May 17, 2019