Bro code in a nutshell
Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE
Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH
Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE
Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH
by Why da f u looking at my name February 08, 2021
Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
by fujh May 16, 2023
The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.
Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay
Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.
Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."
by TheGameFreak326 June 18, 2019
by MidNightShade44 May 10, 2021
The Elder of the Bro code is the head of the High Table, a mystical man who is the holder of the Bro code. The Elder is the only man who can edit the Bro code, he is also the only man who can decide over the Bro tribunals. He who leads a mutiny against the Elder is punished by a punishment spoken by the Elder.
The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.
The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.
His fate shall be decided by the Elder. The Elder is the being who decides over the Bro code. The Bro code Elder is the highest power who oversees all bro code punishments.
by Shivaraj May 11, 2020