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Briar

She is always hungry for flesh and blood. But still not an obese like Tahm Kench. She actually has complex gameplay with super life stealing abilities but easily adoptable. Nearly all ranked games on platin-emerald league ban her. Her R is annoying as f but you can hear her voice before raping your tiny ass.
Briar:Look I am human!

Shaco: Turn behind (evil smile and laugh)
Briar: Yamete Kudasai Senpai!
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
mugGet the Briarmug.

Briar

is tall enough to be a tree, very violent, basically only likes girls for their tits, but still is the cutest guy in the class
woah you're such a briar but i still love you
ew briar stop touching me
by butchkindice September 9, 2019
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Briar

The most androgynous name ever for a cool alternative person.
Dude did you see Briar? They have such a great look, I wish I could be like them.
by Dinonugget234 September 15, 2021
mugGet the Briarmug.

at least there are no briars

Da rueful "thank goodness for no thorns" cheer-up remark dat you say to your bush-whacking companions when laboriously pushing your way through thick brush. Thankfully for Brer Rabbit, Brer Fox and Brer Bear were **not** able to utter this phrase when they flung Brer Rabbit into the nearby prickly thicket, and thus said dense patch of spiky brambles prevented them from pursuing said bunny as he was guffawingly making his escape.
When da prince rescued Sleeping Beauty, he wasn't actually able to tell his horse, "At least there are no briars" as he was slashing his way through da thorn-bushes that ringed the castle. However, he and his trusty steed still never got scratched at all, thanks to da magic sword dat da three good fairies had given him; said enchanted sabre caused da spiky bushes to simply fall away to one side as da blade-wielding hero hacked them down.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.
Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."
by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022
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briar effect

When you look at a picture of a nerdy teenage boy and get a physical reaction. This can be in the form of a gag, cringe, wince, stomach pain, or nauseaz
“Bro look at this cute guy I have a crush on”
“EW WHAT THE FUCK GET THAT AWAY FROM ME IM GETTING THE BRIAR EFFECT RIGHT NOW
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Briar

Briar is an absolutely fantabulous guy. He light’s up a whole room when he walks into it because he makes everyone smile. He usually has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous tanned skin. A briar has a quirky personality and many sweet attributes about him. Yes, he can pull off sexy and cute all at the same time. Briars have the possibility to be heart breakers because they are such great guys. If you have a briar, treat him well and absolutely adore him because he deserves it.
A girl walks up to a guy

“Hey, will you go out with me because you’re such a briar.”
by Category zero July 16, 2019
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