Dank Breath

That odor you smell coming from someone's breath after they've been smoking too much dank.

Johnny came home last night with Dank Breath. I could smell it all around the damn house.

by Some high guy. May 11, 2014

Breathtaking

The person looking at this word

Person 1:You know what ?
You:What ?
Person 1: Your breathtaking

by Keanu depression fighter November 15, 2019

I breathed

a response to unnecessarily harsh slander towards you

jake: "i love this shirt."
bella: "ok we get it you love that shirt."
jake: "ok wow i breathed."

by esketitauditions May 25, 2018

I can't breath

"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.

(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

breathing

1. Inhale... exhale
2. Over-rated

Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.

by acronym December 22, 2005

teacher breath

1. A personal awareness that ones breath does not smell good, either having imbibed tea, alcohol, mints, but usually coffee.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.

Check out girl: Seventeen pounds and thirty three p, please.

Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.

Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.

by chris firth September 23, 2006

Redbank Breathilizer

If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.

I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010