Boonwoggle

The act of maintaining upper body composure whilst undertaking a concealed “wank” in the presence of an unknowing person/persons.

“Hey Kevin I was at The barbershop yesterday and nearly got caught having a boonwoggle under the cape whilst getting a short back and sides”.........
“Wow had an amazing boonwoggle in my sleeping bag whilst camping with my grandparents”

by Captain booney October 16, 2019

boondiggle

Arizona Mucho Mango

Boondiggle Arizona Mucho Mango

by ArizonaMuchoMango February 2, 2021

BonnDogged

to remove one's internet presence as thoroughly as possible.

I posted a bunch of pictures from the family reunion on MySpace, but my mom bonndogged them.

by BonDog1962 November 13, 2022

bonedoggler

A unisex word synonymous with words like "bro", "dude", or simply stuff like "person".
Used by a being known as "skeleton enby" as a little nickname for others.

"hey, bonedoggler. nice to meet youse, pleasentries, etc."

by SBtorms July 12, 2023

BonFoggled

a. an adjective describing the fact that someone said some dumb ass goofy shit or said the most mind-blowing thing ever.

b. A complex state of being shocked at what a mf says or said, even the things they do.

That shit got me bonfoggled or what you said is the most bonfoggling thing ever, like wtf.

by ImBonFoggled December 22, 2023

BonFoggled

a. an adjective describing the fact that someone said some dumb ass goofy shit or said the most mind-blowing thing ever.

b. A complex state of being shocked at what a mf says or said, even the things they do.

That shit got me bonfoggled or what you said is the most bonfoggling thing ever, like wtf.

by ImBonFoggled December 22, 2023

BonFoggled

a. an adjective describing the fact that someone said some dumb ass goofy shit or said the most mind-blowing thing ever.

b. A complex state of being shocked at what a mf says or said, even the things they do.

That shit got me bonfoggled or what you said is the most bonfoggling thing ever, like wtf.

by ImBonFoggled December 22, 2023