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BooN

The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.

You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73
by Brian H July 27, 2005
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Boone

Noun. An unwanted erection of the male penis; causing discomfort, nervousness, an all around awkwardness, Often resulting in an uncomfortable situation. A boone is a relative to morning wood.
:Me and this girl were dancing at a club and I got a boone.
:Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by.
:I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain.
:Guys I booned in church today.
:I have been booning a lot lately
by Matthew Karl August 23, 2007
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boone

to wish to cut ones knee caps
i want to boone you
by Fugu chad May 15, 2020
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Booning

A deliberate delay of completing a necessary task at a slower rate than is necessary.
Zavier claimed nick was booning during a quarters game while he told a childhood story in order to delay the inevitable progression of the game
by Savagedr.phil July 31, 2020
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Boone

One word. Beast. Always on top, in sex and all else. No one stops a Boone.

Also derived from the tight knit family gang derived in Texas.
Don't mess with a Boone
by GODBOONE June 2, 2011
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boon

Noob spelled backwards.
Although it does not mean the opposite of 'Noob', it has to do with the same idea. While a noob is someone lacking experience, therefore tey are rather terrible at whatever it may be, a boon is somebody with experience but for whatever reason, they are just as bad. A boon plays at the skill level of a noob but they do't have an excuse because they have experience in the field they are performing in.
Mike: John, you're such a boon.
John: What are you talking about? I just started playing.
Mike: You've been playing for 2 years and you are still terrible!
by Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood April 12, 2007
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Boone

An aesthetically pleasing entity sometimes referred to as Ian Somerhalder. Known for being the cute gay boy on Rules of Attraction, and Boone, the victim of an unfortunate plane mishap in the first season of Lost. Most recently, Boone became the only worthwhile character on a CW series entitled "The Vampire Diaries," otherwise known as Dawn Ostroff's one shining moment as President of Entertainment of The CW Television Network. In said series, the lesser characters for whatever reason refer to Boone as "Damon." Who knows what that slander is about.
Hey, I'm watching The Vampire Diaries. The only worthwhile character is Boone. He just ate a bunch of people and washed them down with hard liquor. Now he's making a bonfire out of their bodies. I bet he's doing this so Walt and Vincent can stay warm. Boone is so altruistic, my moral compass has just decided the give the fuck up.
by krist krist May 5, 2011
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