R-Boned

1. Getting pulled into a useless conversation with a self-proclaimed expert on the subject matter
2. Having a certain self-proclaimed expert involved on a cost and time sensitive project and totally failing
3. In general, getting screwed by an incompetent hipster

Where's Jon? We're going to be late for lunch.

We better just leave him be, he's getting R-Boned so I doubt we'll be seeing him anytime soon.

by Paul Bunyan 2nd June 26, 2013

big boned

An excuse used by fat people when they don't want to admit that they are fat.

Honest Person: You are fat!
Fat Person: No I am just big boned!

by Jake Landen January 3, 2006

scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

by Sanildris October 4, 2003

Banned in 30 states

Simply not allowed

Dude 1: Hey, imma have kinky sex with my girl tonight
Dude 2: Man, you can't do that! You know it's banned in 30 states, right?
Dude 1: Aww damn

by Oh my my February 20, 2015

Banned

A role I have in two servers

banned

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

big benned

To have sex with a drunk woman thats that isn't coherent,and doesn't want it. Usually takes place in a public bathroom.

I just big benned Sally in ladies room.It was great.

by teh744 April 16, 2010

t-boned

When a car hits another in the side forming a letter "T"

"I ran a red light and I tboned this other car!"

by Monica February 28, 2004