Anti Big Bison Bitch

where one is doesnt like fat women, keep them away

shaun:damn them fat girls trying to get in the pool!!
chaz:hell naw im Anti big bison bitch ill keep them out

by wassabiman01 October 19, 2006

bison diblasi

"damn look how fine Bison looks today".

Bison DiBlasi is an extremely hansom guy from Italian roots. Fears no man, or situation. He is very brave and guarded. Fantastic personality that all the ladies love and adore. You will fall for his charm and the way he is old fashioned and very respectful to everyone " He's wonderful. Synonyms include - buffalo, big ,strong ,brave , heroic, guarded

by His sweet friend January 22, 2014

Bisoning

When a male bison finds a female bison interesting he will stand directly in front of her and not move except to stay directly in her line of sight, as when a female bison wants to mate, they will go for the first male they see.

So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"

I tried to get away from Ryan so I could talk to this hot bartender, but he was a total fuckboy kept bisoning me all night instead...

by MercyTemptation October 4, 2015

Messenger Add Oak Are Master Bison

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Zero: Messenger Add Oak Are Master Bison

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Bison Bush

When a man's pubic hair is so thick and fluffy that it makes it impossible to see his dick.

I've gotta trim this bison bush of mine or my girl won't be able to find my dick.

by anonymous June 5, 2023

Pet The Bison

Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.

"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"

by Marshmallow_Poptart August 20, 2019

Bison Nudge

Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.

Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"

Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'

Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?

Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.

TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.

example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.

by MR EMAN November 11, 2011