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Biological thief

A man that promises a woman that he will make a baby with her, but it's all cock and bullshit story. He gives her a specific date when they would make a baby, but then as the time goes nearer he backs out and makes excuses why he can't make a baby at that time.
Margaret: Okay bill now is the time where we will have a baby. You promised me that it would be in February well here we are.

Bill: Margaret, I'm sorry, but I can't go through with it. I'm sorry that I misled you, but I have so much stress with work lately I can't imagine us having kids right now. Can you wait a little bit longer?

Well bill you are just a biological thief. Stealing my Reproducing years off me you fucking liar..
by Pat gently August 28, 2023
mugGet the Biological thiefmug.

Biological age

How ugly you look
by 459395 May 1, 2022
mugGet the Biological agemug.

Biological clock

When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.
I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted
by Not Charles Xavier December 8, 2018
mugGet the Biological clockmug.

Biological thief

A man that promises to give you a baby at a certain time but doesn't actually deliver. He's full of shit. What does that make him a biological thief?
He promised me we will have a baby we will do our researches and learn about a baby but as the time went near, he said he couldn't do it, he doesn't really want kids what a biological thief.
by Pat gently August 30, 2023
mugGet the Biological thiefmug.

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