Belgian Weather

Absolutely shit weather. Can't get much worse then this. Constant rain, cloudy, depressive.

A: Look at the weather outside!

B: Yeah, welcome to Belgium!

A: Stupid Belgian Weather.

by W4NK4 August 29, 2010

Belgian bagpipe

The act of making a hole in the bed sheets facing your significant others nose, farting and lifting your legs up and down so that the scent is waft into their nasal cavity, bonus points if they start coughing

Person 1: my wife still isnt talking to me
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.

by Ramenslayer88 January 10, 2021

she Belgian

A person that loves to drink beer, especially strong beers, and/or Belgian beers.
You don't have to be from Belgium to be 'Belgian'.

Look at Gabriela, she Belgian. She really loves her Orval !

by Westmalle December 6, 2020

Albert beldad

Albert beldad is a very famous individual hailed from the celestial lands of Burati island. Numerous fans all around the world are singing praises of his feats and beauty. AB Nation is number one in the world!

Albert beldad is the best!

by Michael Yumizuri April 17, 2021

Hot Belgian Waffle

Son of a #$@%

Shut up you Hot Belgian Waffle.

by Gravity Falls Lover April 12, 2022

belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

by christian holmes April 27, 2007

Belgian biscuit

British. To quote the Profanisaurus, 'a vile and non-specific sex act performed by the staff of a rub-a-tug shop'.

Whatever it is it's rarely heard outside of Viz and, depending on exactly what you take it to mean, rarely seen either, thank Christ.

I offered him a Cleveland steamer and the filthy cunt's only asked if I do Belgian biscuit.

by Lord Grimcock September 11, 2007