acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023

bean bag gamer

A gamer, a person who plays games who is sat atop of a bean bag in which is a bag filled with beans that is used as a cushion for most gamers.

"Do you want to play on my playstation?"
"No, you are a bean bag gamer.

by bean bag gamer September 19, 2021

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg September 22, 2015

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite February 29, 2012

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 19, 2019

go face down on a bean bag

when you have a lot of feelings that need to be released

After watching yoongi hip thrusting videos I like to go face down on a bean bag

by belcher.tina November 19, 2019