baritone player

The absolute sexiest band member ever. They go out of their way to look good and play better. The best of the whole band. No doubt.

Damn son, look at that baritone player go. Oh my god, mmmmhh.

by Le no July 17, 2016

Bariq

Down to earth, friendly. Likes attention, but only if it's in his favor. Very sexually active. A very sensual, attentive lover. Can be stubborn and bull headed if he does not get his way, but if he loves you he will do everything in his power to ensure your happiness. If you are loyal to him, he will be loyal to you. What you give to him, you will most definitely receive, the good and the bad.

Bariq can be so stubborn, sometimes.

by Bariq March 13, 2017

baritone section

The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.

Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.

Aight we gonna build a giant cock.

by Ass eater 6000 September 26, 2019

Baritone Sax Player

The back bone of most jazz bands and Marching Bands. Typically a very Bad-ass person is assigned to this position. Some prefer to use harnesses, but the most Bad-ass ones use neck-straps. Sometimes referred to as "Beasts"

"wow that Baritone Sax player is amazing, who is he?"

by Badass Ian December 9, 2008

barista

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.

-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.

by KOAMex May 18, 2005

Baritone

Band instrument. In concert band, it looks something like a smaller version of the tuba. Only slightly different than the euphonium (a baritone has more cylindrical tubing while a euphonium's tubing is more conical in shape.) In marching band, it resembles a "trumpet on steroids." Great instrument, often played by very interesting people.

That baritone section sure knows how to make a rich, meaty low brass sound.

by KissMyBrass October 15, 2008

Baritone

The sexiest of the male voicings within the realm of choral music. It is just above the Bass range. Abbreviated- Bari

Did you hear that Bari bust that C. Man I want him!!!

by E.J. March 22, 2004