Bauering

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.

My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.

by #SquatLife June 19, 2019

Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.

Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.

by Stoney69 January 5, 2019

bakering

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)

dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering

by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009

bonering

noun. the action of getting a boner. what happens when a guys sees any really hot chick.

Dude! Check out that fine ass over there maan, I think I'm bonering!

by FatalError March 10, 2004

Banting

The present tense of banter

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"

by Classic Lawro July 2, 2015

Basteing

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing

Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

Banterography

A art of taking a funny or stupid photograph, usually to show to friends on a blog or Facebook etc.

*Jim is a master in banterography, you see those hilarious pics on his blog!?

*Tom really needs to work on his banterography skills.

by Charltzy November 30, 2009