Christian Bale Syndrome

1)When someone looks exactly the same now as when they did when they were young or a child.

2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)

"yo man, did you see john's baby pictures?"
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"

other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.

by SammyKraft April 16, 2009

Oklahoma Hay Bale

Oklahoma hay bale-Right as your about to nut glue grass to your dick and then proceed to feed it to a cow

Yo i just tried an Oklahoma Hale Bale and it now i fed my entire cock to a cow- Oklahoma hay bale

by Lonely farmers April 18, 2019

kick the hay bale

A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.

Hey gal, want to kick the hay bale tonight?

by Terry Ogre March 2, 2010

straw bale house

Cheap houses that are strong and will last a lifetime. The 3 little pigs got it wrong. Also makes for great regents topics.

ps. haha to the kid who said "i live in a straw bale house"

by StanC February 5, 2009

rolling fuck bale

Used to describe the excitement and/or anxiety of iterative "fuck!" moments, as if being chased downhill by a rolling bale of hay.

Travis & Andy showed up at the party, so of course it turned into a rolling fuck bale.

by RollingFuckBale February 13, 2022

Christian Bale Disease

When an actor forgets how they actually speak and lose all sense of their original accent

"Did you see that interview with Charlie Hunnam? His accent's really weird!"

"Oh yeah, he must be suffering from Christian Bale Disease"

by ActorsDiseases May 28, 2017

The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020