Backup mailman

A person to whom does not contain the drive to become successful at ones job delivering the mail. Typically has a credit score below 500.

Hey Dennis, you working tomorrow? Nah, man. I am just a backup mailman, i guess ill order out and play tarkov

by DenisIsACuck May 9, 2020

douche backup

when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.

Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"

by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010

backup the train

An expression used to stop something or slow it down. If someone is talking fast, backup the train will mean for them to repeat what they said. Can be used with hold the phone

Kids in a classroom going crazy, someone swears
Teacher: Hold the phone, backup the train! Who said that?

by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

Backup 110

BACKUP 110, you hear your friend shout from across the pitch, you are in 25 man gang fight and he’s pinned to the floor by the fattest one and needs help, all that’s left to do is scream the words BACKUP 110 for immediate help

john - you good bro

gary - nah mate backup 110 on that guy

by stoney slashers wan December 16, 2020

Seguro Backup

1) A blockage of the colon experienced after eating large amounts of mexican food in one sitting.

2)A software program designed by two entrepreneurs from Houston, Texas. Before their early retirements, the original creators of Seguro Backup sold the rights to their software product for $15m to Veritas inc.

Pedro has been in the bathroom all morning... probably a seguro backup.

by James Coney January 30, 2007

backup dancer

Someone who's just a complete twat, so annoying, attention-seeking, wants to be in the centre of everything but they can't really succeed in doing this. Originated from the song 'shutup by stormzy'

Oi Lydia, stop being such a backup dancer.

by TRUSSSMEDADDI September 19, 2016

Laughter-backup

When you feel the laughter, you want to laugh, but there's nothing funny. Nothing has made you laugh so you hold it in for what feels like 3758634763 years.

Leslie: I feel like laughing but it won't come out. I think I ahve laughter-backup

Kevin: -_-

by LesL13x August 21, 2007