baby 

a person

i have a baby

baby by minecraft pro roblox June 30, 2020

Baby 

Sushant singh rajput is the definition of being babbiest of babies. He's so soft and everyone would want to pamper him .

Sushant is such a baby awwww !!

Baby by samar ki patni February 13, 2021

Baby 

A certain human form everyone has gone through. This human form is where we scream till we sh*t our pants, they are also dumba**** they put their underwear on their head. They love a certain type of food called Oatmeal. Which tastes like wet cardboard.

The baby yelled PIZZA on friday

Baby by Gravy & Mustard VA April 19, 2022

baby 

commonly mistaken for a woman's name
for some reason a lot of skeezy guys think this is my name

Skeezy guy: "hey baby!"
me: "that's not my name. Why do people keep calling me that?"

baby by queenofdirt November 30, 2003

baby 

last years fun on wheels....(when in a stroller)

Henry: Hey is that your baby?

Mary: No, its last years fun on wheels.

baby by Brenanner April 9, 2006

Baby 

a man made parasite that can’t even change their own diaper

stupid baby

Baby by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Baby 

Ba-by bey-bee
-noun
1. An STD that results in a tumorous mass that thrives off ones hard work and free time slowly destroying their soul for the rest of their life.
2. See "Soccer Ball"
3. The other other white meat.

"Kick the baby over here!"

"MMM thats sum tasty baby!"

"Gary.. i need to tell you something. I have a baby. You might wanna get yourself checked out.."

Baby by slawder October 18, 2009