bumpin gums

A blowjob.

She's got that mouth that makes me wanna be bumpin gums if you know what I mean.

by Youredoingitwrong November 14, 2013

Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

Bumpin Pies

The act of two girls smashing, vag on vag, while one girl has whip cream in and/or around the vagina, the other with cherry fruit filling.

Guy 1-"It was cool that bitch bein' a lesbian at first. Then the bitch started pissin me off with all that pie bumpin'."

Guy 2-"Good thing her and Alishia don't start bumpin pies, could end up being a cheese danish."

by lotsandlotsofherb October 26, 2010

bumpin a taxi

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into

Taxi bumpincabcarhacknebumpin a taxitaxi bumpednot paying a taxi

by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014

bumpin' biscuits

The act of violent scissoring.

That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.

"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"

by working... March 23, 2016

Bumpin dumplins

(Adj) The sweet art of making love.

Last night my Mom walked in on me and my Boo bumpin dumplins.

by BoringTodd December 23, 2017

Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.

by Megatronwins March 4, 2018