Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.
K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
by Terry Burnettersumthing February 21, 2011
Get the Break-up Cakemug. Fake break up is when a man or a woman in a relationship poses to leave usually in an attempt to gain control to manipulate or get what we call the upper hand in the relationship
Cindy could never get Steve to take dance classes so she did a fake-break-up to attain the upper hand so that she could get him to cooperate
by Suuperdaddy November 2, 2015
Get the fake-break-upmug. In a form of tactical antidisestablishmentarianism, in which a mentaly disturbed male/female in a relationship, who does not wish to participate in the relationship thus further, therefore will excrete faecal matter over the other partners torso area,
thus for making the other partner either excrutiatingly sexualy aroused, or will drive them off with the doo-doo smell.
The Brownie has a 50/50 chance of either.
thus for making the other partner either excrutiatingly sexualy aroused, or will drive them off with the doo-doo smell.
The Brownie has a 50/50 chance of either.
Scenerio #1:
Person #1: I Brownied you so good!
Person #2: Yerh, it made me so horny when did you learn that?
Person #1: Well i got another one cookin so ile show you tonight if you like ;)
Scenerio #2
Person #1: hahahahaha my shit smell good?
Person #2: Fuck you its over!!!
Person #1" FUCK YES!!! My Break-Up Brownie WORKED!, **thank you urban dictionary you saved my life** :)
Person #1: I Brownied you so good!
Person #2: Yerh, it made me so horny when did you learn that?
Person #1: Well i got another one cookin so ile show you tonight if you like ;)
Scenerio #2
Person #1: hahahahaha my shit smell good?
Person #2: Fuck you its over!!!
Person #1" FUCK YES!!! My Break-Up Brownie WORKED!, **thank you urban dictionary you saved my life** :)
by someweido April 19, 2009
Get the Break-Up Browniemug. the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped
Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
by SRVciple November 8, 2011
Get the break up beardmug. Putting Tabsco sauce all over the exterior of a condum and having sex with your girlfriend, right before you break up.
Guy: "That bitch cheated on me"
Friend: " What did you do?"
Guy: "I gave that bitch a tabasco break up"
Friend: " What did you do?"
Guy: "I gave that bitch a tabasco break up"
by KMobley December 28, 2009
Get the Tabasco Break upmug. The act of behaving like a bastard towards your partner, who you want to break up with but dont acctually have the guts to do. the idea is, if you behave like enough of an arsehole to you partner, eventually they will break up with you sparing you from acctually having to do it yourself. Usually purportrated by men but women however are not exempt from doing this either.
"hey where is Glen? I havn't seen him with you lately?"
"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."
"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."
by Jikella February 13, 2010
Get the Bastard break upmug. Joe: I'm sorry about the break up man. Did you guys at least have a break up sex?
Alex: Nah. I really wanted to, but I don't think she was up for it.
Alex: Nah. I really wanted to, but I don't think she was up for it.
by charizzle March 5, 2009
Get the break up sexmug.