biscuity goodness

Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.

"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."

by Prilian June 30, 2006

slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin

Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

Dixie Biscuit

A slang term used in the 70's for cocaine

Hey Jim, I have some Dixie biscuits that'll make the girls swing.

by c]:{ March 28, 2016

a biscuit away

A person who is on the verge of being fat. Eating one more biscuit would literally make the person fat. Picture a fat person full as hell with the last thing on a his plate, a biscuit, in hand huffing and puffing knowing he shouldn't eat it, but damn well will. That is a biscuit away.

Person A: Have you seen Jay's sister lately? She was fine back in the day wasn't she?

Person B: Yeah she was, but Russel Glasgow say she a biscuit away now.

by Kmachida April 9, 2007

air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

by G-Dog April 6, 2005

Flip a biscuit

To freak out.

In extreme cases, you may flip a fuckin biscuit.

Guy #1: Why'd you take me off your myspace? I'm gonna flip a biscuit!

Guy #2: Don't mess yourself, sweety.

Anjay: John said that Cartel and Fall Out Boy are gonna combine to form a super awesome band.

Ty Ty: If that happens I will flip fuckin a biscuit.

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

honey on the biscuits

Its a term taken from the show "Duck Dynasty" when Phil talks to Miss K about getting some lovins!

What a man will do for a lil "honey on the biscuits"

by Smooches9162 January 3, 2014