bandwidth binge

When you are near the end of the month and you realize you have a huge amount of bandwidth allotted to you by your ISP that doesn't rollover to the next billing cycle. You decide to use it all up before the next billing cycle.

Dan: "Hey Fred, what you are doing this weekend"?

Fred: "I gotta do a bandwidth binge this weekend. I still have 100 gigs of bandwidth that I must use up before the next billing cycle that starts on Monday. Comcast doesn't rollover your unused data to the next month."

Dan: "You must be in Atlanta GA then".

Fred: Nope! I am in Nashville TN."

by woodchuck56 October 21, 2015

bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.

I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.

by GraceANDahalf April 7, 2014

One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 1, 2018

Bandwidth Snipes

People or isps that repeatedly break into the internet speed system and hijack 99% of the download speed bandwidth while managing to stay hidden which results in a request to the owner of the internet connection to reach out to the relevent isp to get the connection reset so that the speeds go back to the normal advertised speed, in my case 50 mbps down load and 50 mbps upload.

some bandwidth snipes got into my internet traffic and somehow reduced or hijacked all the bandwidth speed again, this is the third or fourth time this year that its happened. Could just be a server or network congestion issue but I doubt it!

by Patrick01 September 27, 2025