Bam

A word, probabaly meaning loser, or someone soon to recieve a kicking. Unfortunately as no one of any remote intelligence has ever used the word in context, the speculation to it's meaning is still rife.

Generally heard from the mouths of Neds accosting some other neds or worse, some poor innocent normal youth who doesn't aim to be on a Daytime TV chat show by the time they're 25.

If a Ned refers to you as 'a pure wee bam' then run. The buckie's gonnie get ye

'He's a wee bam man.'
'Pure bunch of bams'

by Boredoflizzyduke January 27, 2008

Bam!

The process of flicking someone off, then yelling bam!

Guy 1: Hey Bob!
Guy 2: ..|.' BAM!
Guy 1: Wtf why did you flick me off?
*Guy 2 gets his ass beat*

by JSwanson January 7, 2008

Bam

A ned. non educated delinquent

A Bam, instead of saying, "hallo young gentlemen? How're you all this fine day?", would say "Hawl you prick. How's it hangin? Short n' hairy aye?".

by Ketziel. ;D August 4, 2006

BAM

Acronym for Broke A** Motherf*cker. Used as a noun and a verb. As a noun, it describes a person who is cheap or actually has no money. As a verb, it describes the act of borrowing something without asking.

Noun: Does Kramer have any money for the pizza? No, he's a BAM this week.

Verb: I came home from a night out, and realized that someone had bamed the pizza I had in the fridge!

by STL314 December 19, 2006

BAM BAM juice

Orange-Mango Sunny Delight mixed w/ Peach Ciroc .

Hits you unexpectedly like Bam Bam from the Flintstones .

Peach Ciroc Bottle represents Bam Bam's attire (same color).

We're drinking BAM BAM juice tonight doe !

by @D_Mustafaa October 29, 2011

Bam

A "Black And Mild" Cigar Abbreviated To "Bam"

Dude I Got A Bam
Lets Smoke That Mufuckaa

by macfjetland May 27, 2010

jersey bam bam

When you are banging a hot chick, fall on the floor and get smacked in the ass by a guy named Mark coming into the wrong room.

I was pulling a jersey bam bam and have the sore knees to prove it.

by Teagen April 5, 2015