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bailed

Verb:

1.to fail to show up for an important date, ditch someone

2.making up bull excuses inorder to get out of trouble or serious situations.
1.'Hey, did you meet up with Jack?'
'no, the jerk bailed on me.'

2.'gosh, i really needed to talk to her but she bailed on me!'
by Anti_Social October 2, 2005
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pork n' bail

The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.
Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.
by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009
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rail and bail

The process of fucking a chick (rail), then leaving for something more fun (bail).
"Tristan just did a rail and bail to Ashley, we're going to hunt eagles now."
by AnalMcGee May 27, 2014
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Bailey (boy)

A handsome boy who gets a lot of girls and rarely falls in love . They will do anything for their family,girlfriends and friends. They don’t like fighting but will if they have too . Most of them are ginger or black haired .
by BaileyK13 October 14, 2018
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baile funk

Dancemusic/hiphop (sounds a little like old school miami bass with rap in portugese) originating from the favela (ghetto)in Rio De Janeiro.
by Anders_hj April 1, 2005
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Champ Bailey

1. A subtle substitue for the phrase cock block. Mostly used by males, it allows the frustrated cock blockee to inform the cock blocker that he/she is coming between him and some snatch.

2. Derrogatory term for one who intentionally interrupts the flow of a man trying to hook-up with a girl.

3. Nickname for a person who is a galpal and talks shit about the guy whom is trying to get with his friend that is a girl.

4. The best defensive back in the NFL keeps wide receivers from scoring like cock blockers keep dudes from scoring aka getting some snatch
Airik: Man Neb always comes around when he knows that me and Kwaneesha are about to get the business!

Sam: Hell yeah man, I saw that shit! That motherfucker is always pullin a Champ Bailey!
by free42 December 2, 2007
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baelani

THE MOST WIFEABLE BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, AND & TALENTED HOTTEST FUCKIN CUTEST QUEER RAPPER/SINGER EVER SHE FUCKIN WIFEY
Person 1: who dat chick from cali with the tattoos
Person 2: OH SHIT! You mean Kehlani "BAElani"
THATS WIFEY
by The Future Buttmann June 3, 2018
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