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Average

Previously thought to be boring and normal, average describes a person who loves dinosaurs, ninjas, Harry potter, hates Twilight and knows that Google will always triumph over Yahoo!
by Zazades July 18, 2011
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AverageHarry

Slightly Obese UK specimen, will only contaminate twitter with stinky tweets. Wants to be big streamer man but is struggling in school lol.
greg: you tweet like an averageharry
michael: bro wtf thats fucking rude
by SavagedPepe April 29, 2019
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Average penis size

My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size
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Average

Someone who:
- Reads MLIA.
- Loves Harry Potter.
- Hates Twilight.
- Is completely random, weird, awesome, etc.
- Makes pillow forts.
- Loves ninjas.
- Prefers google over yahoo.
- Read DBPB.
- Possibly owns a Pillow Pet or something else random.
- Is a probably a dork, band geek, nerd, etc. (:

And many others things you may think of. :D
Today I was reading MLIA and thinking about how my parents never do anything average. Just then dad ran in excitedly to show me little hats he bought to put on Easter eggs after you dye them. MLIA.
by LawraTheDinosaur July 5, 2011
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AverageLuaDev

A person who refuses to shower
Guy 1: bro you smell so fucking bad you need to show
Guy 2: nah bruh I'm a AverageLuaDev
Guy 1: oh my bad
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averagebater

One who is new to masturbating; not good at achieving ultimate pleasure by masturbation.
I can't afford lotion, so I guess I'll just be an averagebater for now.
by sad_boi June 13, 2017
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average whitegirls

Your average white girls are a group of four girls in college who think think they are funny and cool but are the complete opposite.

These girls love tiktok and dont know how to sush, they drive the teachers crazy and think they are so cool going and vaping with the bad kids .
They are really toxic people who find fun out of bullying people.

They drive every one insane.

A child's daycare center is more of a relaxing place to be than being around them.
These girls tend to think the whole world revolves around them they are wrong.
"Did those girls just ask you if ice is safe to eat"
"Don't be surprised they are your average whitegirls"
by LittleWerdio May 22, 2021
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