ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.
noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.
by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018
Get the Live Music Askholemug. Jim, my askhole friend, came to me multiple times about advice on how to deal with his girlfriend but kept getting burned because he didn't listen to me.
by Kman63 December 20, 2013
Get the Askholemug. An ASKHOLE is someone who asks for advice, then negates it verbally
immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.
immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.
John: Hey Steve! Where's a good place to golf?
Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!
I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!
Don't be an ASKHOLE John!
Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!
I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!
Don't be an ASKHOLE John!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? March 1, 2024
Get the askholemug. by minions_kissing May 8, 2022
Get the askholemug. An asshole who claims to ask for your advice while really just looking for validation to do what they wanted to do anyway. Usually, the thing that they originally wanted to do is quite idiotic, but they will get pissed off if you advise them against it.
Friend: So I know Tyler cheated on me with seven girls, two dudes, and a dog, but he told me he misses me and wants to get back together. What do you think I should do?
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.
by TheArbiter9001 June 4, 2018
Get the askholemug. A person he constantly asks you for advice with no intention on taking it. They will probably friend zone you.
by Srp<3Ajk<3 June 15, 2015
Get the Askholemug. When someone asks you for advice, then does the exact opposite of what you told them to do. = Askhole
That dude just asked me, "where do I catch the eastbound..?" I told him, then pointed him in the right direction, and still, he went the other way. What an askhole!
by brendon69 July 7, 2014
Get the Askholemug.