The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.
“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”
“What the hell is AppleCare?”
“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”
“Yea”
“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“
“I think I get the idea.”
“What the hell is AppleCare?”
“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”
“Yea”
“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“
“I think I get the idea.”
by anonymous November 16, 2025
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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.
Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
by gnostic3 August 2, 2020
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When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.
This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.
The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.
The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.
Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.
Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.
Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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