Apple joy

Apple: an eyecatching irresistible fruit but don't ever eat this or else you'll wake up into reality with a sin
Joy : a great pleasure happiness
Real angel and the total opposite at the same time. Don't mess with her!

Apple Joy : don't mess with her she can be a real angel and the total opposite at the same time

by Irresistible Queen June 8, 2021

Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

by Big Fizz October 7, 2009

Redds apple ale

Crisp red apple cider flavored ale. Taste pretty good. It's a little sweet to most people's taste. Gets you ripped. Recommend at least three.

Guy 1: what's really good nigga?
Guy 2: Shiitt nigga jus' perked off the redds apple ale
Guy 1: word?

by Drunkenasshole420 August 31, 2013

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

A groovy song about pens, pineapples, and apples.
Referred to as "Gangnam Style #2"

Person 1: Apple pen. . .

Person 2: Pineapple pen. . .
Together: EUGH, PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!
*Groovy Music*

by Pen Pineapple Apple Pen October 2, 2016

apple

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

by _[]Your Real Name[]_ January 11, 2017

Madam's apple

Noun. A pun on "Adam's apple," it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).

"Holy crap! Look at that madam's apple on Ann Coulter!"

by Tha Funkinator May 13, 2005

fiona apple

Singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her poetic lyrics, uncommon wordings, very long album names, and low alto voice. Born Fiona Apple Maggart to Diane McAfee and Brian Maggart of New York in 1977, she is vegetarian, and her albums include 1996's Tidal (featuring Shadowboxer, Sleep to Dream and Criminal), 1999's When the Pawn... (full title When the pawn hits the conflict he thinks like a king/What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight/And he'll win the whole thing fore he enters the ring/There's no body to batter when your mind is your might/So when you go solo, you hold your own hand/And remember that depth is the greatest of heights/And if you know where you stand then you know where to land/And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right. Featuring Paper Bag, Fast As You Can, and Limp) and Extraordinary Machine, which is at this time unreleased because the Epic cheeses "can't find a marketable single." Despite this a DJ in seattle has gotten hold of a copy of the album and intends to play it in its entirety over a period of weeks, thereby also leaking it onto the internet. Suspiciously, no charges have been pressed.

Fiona Apple's When the Pawn continues to be one of my favorite albums of all time.

by somebody March 6, 2005